Category: Indoctrination Tips
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Edible Monstrosity Part III: Where the Pudding Meets the Malformed Cake
This is the third and final installment of Edible Monstrosity. If you haven’t read Part I or Part II yet, check them out first. When last we saw The Indoctrinatrix, she had two nearly exploded cakes on her hands and a batch of “frosting” made from pudding in the fridge……
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Edible Monstrosity, Part II: It Ain’t Over Till It’s Over
This is the second installment of Edible Monstrosity. If you haven’t read Part I: How Old Do You Have To Be To Acquire Common Knowledge? Check it out here first. When we last saw The Indoctrinatrix, she had made a double batch of yellow cake batter, poured it into…
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Edible Monstrosity, Part I: How old do you have to be to acquire common knowledge?
Today I want to tell you a story. But it’s a long story. So I’m going to walk alongside writers like Charles Dickens and Alexander Dumas, and publish it in serial format. Now, to be sure, I don’t fancy myself a writer like these guys. And my story is true,…
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A Tale of Two Hot Wings
I don’t know about you, but I love hot wings. I love the endless variety of sauces, flavor combinations and heat levels. But you can take the spiciness of hot wings too far… Too many hot sauces focus on the pain, without providing any real flavor…. You can make…
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Business Don’t Pay Without that CTA
In my previous post I talked about content marketing and how it creates the cornerstone of your prospect indoctrination strategy. Content marketing is one side of the coin, but on the other side lives something very important that is NOT to be omitted from a successful strategy. And that’s a…
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Secret Squirrel, The Quark and the Cornerstone of Your Indoctrination Strategy
Have you ever seen that episode of the Hanna Barbara cartoon Secret Squirrel, where he takes down the Quark? The Quark was a villain who removed the bottom atom of the cornerstones of buildings, causing them to come crashing down. Chances are good you haven’t seen it, unless you used…
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How the Psychic Readers Network Used Indoctrination to Pull Down $24 Million a Month
Remember Miss Cleo from TV commercials advertising free psychic readings in the late ‘90s/early 2000s? Miss Cleo was a black woman dressed in Afro-Caribbean clothing who spoke in a thick Jamaican accent. With an inviting smile she would implore viewers to “Call me now for your free reading.” On these…
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The Indoctrination of Love
The repercussions of the white nationalist rally and counter-protest in Charlottesville, Virginia on Saturday August 12 are everywhere… Permeating our collective consciousness… Which puts indoctrination on everyone’s minds, even though they may not realize it. You see, this kind of hate-group indoctrination is what the word is known for… Drawing…
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How Game of Thrones Indoctrinates Die-hard Fans and Newbies Alike, Every Week
You’d have to be living under a rock to not know about HBO’s mega-hit series Game of Thrones. Even if you’ve never seen an episode or read a word of A Song of Ice and Fire, the series of books the show is based on, you’ve probably absorbed some knowledge…
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What the Northwoods Knows about Guiding First-Timers
My husband and I just got back from a four-day trip to Bayfield, WI and Madeline Island in Lake Superior. It was splendid! Every meal we ate was delicious, the weather sunny and beautiful, and the people were all friendly. I had never been to Bayfield or Madeline Island before.…
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